The pr0n is coming at you in… THREE-DEE
by Tom on Sep.23, 2004, under Uncategorized
While browsing the DirecTV website (can you see I’m obsessed with my new toy?), I’ve learned that high-definition has finally reached the porn industry.
Finally, a reason to drop three grand on a HDTV. From the DirecTV website:
Nothing can match the intensity of a high-definition picture, and Spice High-Definition on DIRECTV® Pay Per View delivers a whole new viewing experience. Enjoy provocative programming, including live entertainment and interactive shows like Spice Hotel and Spice Clips in the highest quality format available.
First off, INTERACTIVE porn? This is a fine age for technology. I can only imagine the fun you can have with this. I’d want to try it once just to have the interaction Eddie Murphy had with his chosen fiancee in Coming to America:
“I will do anything you desire.”
“Anything?”
“Anything.”
[pauses to think] “Bark like a dog.”
[she yips like a small dog]
“A big dog.”
[she barks deeper]
“Now hop on one foot.”
[she hops and barks deeply as the prince looks at the camera]
