Various crap
Likelyhood of me spilling coffee on my shirt if I'm wearing a white shirt: 94%.
My latest non-paying article is up over on The View. They always threaten to pay me for these articles, and I never end up seeing the money. I had fun doing it though. I don't know if I'm going to do another one though - my attention span is weak enough, and if I'm going to be writing for free, there are other projects I would be better off doing.
I managed to somewhat crush my thumb during heavy rescue training. Safe to say that when an air-powered tool looks for something for leverage, your thumb shouldn't be between it.
I'm trying to install a wiki on buhner, but I'm having no luck - it gets installed then refuses to accept the admin password. Oh well. I'll have some words of the day later.