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I understand how people don't like gift cards because there isn't that much "thought" put into them, but I can understand them; I wouldn't want to shop for me, since I'm very particular with the things I use, and a gift card makes life easier for people, especially if they're sending something in the mail (instead of cash).

But really, what kind of message does it send to say "hey, here's an email that you'll probably delete as spam because I forgot that tomorrow is Christmas because I live in Antarctica and South Pole people refuse to acknowledge the actions of those at the North Pole"?

These are kind of the layers of giftgiving:

• Priceless item (cure for cancer, super powers)
• Item so expensive can only be bought in theory (275 carat diamond, Space Shuttle, Norway)
• items with meaning / good positive thought behind it
• Gift cards (> $100)
• High priced items with no thought behind it
• High priced items with negative thoughts or underlying reasoning for it (Here's a new stove, now get off your ass and make me some dinner)
• Gift cards ($25-$100)
• Low priced items with no thought behind it
• Gift cards (< $25)
• Low priced items with negative thoughts or underlying reasoning for it (Here's a condom - I heard your new girlfriend has a "reputation")
• Nothing
• "Virtual" gifts (I gave you nothing, but I will insist that it was something and become angered when you don't appreciate it)
• Punch in the face

The justification, I guess, is that there's less on the line.  With the Jets tanking against the Seahawks yesterday, the Jets still need help to make the playoffs (a Patriots loss - good luck with that).  The Denver-San Diego game is a "two teams enter, one team leaves" kind of battle where the winner wins the division and the loser goes home, therefore making it more "dramatic".

However, how can you not go with the Dolphins-Jets game?  How many angles do you have going here?

• Chad Pennington vs. the team that scapegoated him and dumped him for a 39-year-old who was being pushed out the door by his former team
• The Dolphins (last year: 1-15) taking on the Jets (last year: 4-12) for the #3 seed in the AFC playoffs
• The Dolphins, a warm weather team that traditionally fails as the weather gets colder, going into New Jersey where the temperature would be around freezing at kickoff (at least at 8:15PM)
• The Dolphins (winners of 8 of their last 9, including 4 in a row) facing a reeling Jets team whom they have lost to 17 times in their last 21 meetings (including earlier this season in Miami)
• The Dolphins needing to win in late December on the road against the Jets.  Previous Dolphins victories over the Jets on the road in December: 1996 (Jets finished 1-15), 1983, 1982.  That is all.

And the history?  Ask any Jet or Dolphin fan about:

• A.J. Duhe and the 1982 AFC Championship game (the game that taught me to hate Jet fans)
• Marty Lyons ending Dwight Stephenson's career with an illegal chop block
• Raul Allegre costing the Dolphins the AFC East (and the playoffs) in the final game of the 1991 season
• Marino's fake spike in 1994 (easily my favorite Dolphins memory, and I still will say that I saw it coming)
• The Monday Night Miracle (easily my least favorite Dolphins memory, which I experienced live, and will now go throw up)

I'm sure there are more, but I'm a little too ill remembering that game.  The Broncos and Chargers though?  Would either team call their opponent their biggest rival?  The Broncos are 8-7 going into the game (having lost two straight) and face a 7-8 Chargers team that the word "disappointment" would be considered an understatement.  If the Chargers win (I assume they'd be favored) the NFL is putting an 8-8 team on a pedistal while potentially a 11-5 team could be left out (the Patriots, assuming both New England and the Dolphins win.)

History?  Well, last time these two played, the Broncos won 39-38 on a blown call on the Broncos final touchdown drive which would have given the ball to the Chargers and ended the game.  Yeah, that's something I'd want to remind the entire NFL audience about if I were the league.